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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I’m watching a lot of my highschool friends getting engadged and married…

And it makes me feel super jealous.

Isn’t that funny? Jealousy is such a silly beast.

I have a sex life that some people would trade anything for ( I mean, really? I can pretty much fuck who I please, and I feel like i’ve found the love of my life to snuggle and laugh with all the time and someone I snuggle and laugh with every friday. I can’t be much more satisfied with my love life.)

And I am feeling jealous over a metal band. Haha.

Human emotions, they never cease to amuse me. :3

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