If you really want to know, my preferred specifications are as follows:

-If it is over 7" I don’t care. Too long, doesn’t do it for me. I like feeling balls smashed up against my ass. The cervix pounding is great, but you never get deeper than a certain point.

- If penis is <3 I cannot handle a monogamous relationship with you.

-The thicker the better. Bring it on.

-Anything thicker than a thumb can be alright.

- Upward curve for max g-spot stimulation and pounding.

-Love it uncut. Makes it easier in the butt.

- Penis must be not be attached to idiot, jackass, loser or in general crappy person to be around. If penis is attached to above mentioned owner, all qualifications become null and void.

I work quality in aerospace…nothing is black and white anymore. ugh.