And it makes me feel super jealous.
Isn’t that funny? Jealousy is such a silly beast.
I have a sex life that some people would trade anything for ( I mean, really? I can pretty much fuck who I please, and I feel like i’ve found the love of my life to snuggle and laugh with all the time and someone I snuggle and laugh with every friday. I can’t be much more satisfied with my love life.)
And I am feeling jealous over a metal band. Haha.
Human emotions, they never cease to amuse me. :3
I’ve nestled away all the money I got from my last batch of commissions into my savings to help soften the blow when my short check comes. :/ I’ll be missing almost half a pay check, and that is assuming that I can get back to work tomorrow or Wednesday.
I want to offer more slots so I can help pad the rest… but I’ve already put a lot on my plate.
Ugh. Not to mention that I’ve been feeling barely well enough to draw at all.
*shakes life* Why u be so mean??
What clothes? :O
I’ve been out of work for almost three weeks between vacation and being sick… and my stomach is super upset at the idea of going back.
He would be embarrassed about his boner saying hi all the time.
ALL THE TIME.
Love it. It feels so good if its just the right spot …
I haven’t had sex in a week. You guys are killing me.
Boyfriend will be death by snu-snu by morning at this rate.
Its funny, I like being on top… but I get shy about face sitting.
That does should like a fun time though. Bring a snorkle.
Actually, on top is one of my favorite positions XD
Lets me use a cock just the way I need to get off. I could ride a dick for days XD Why do you think my ass and thighs are so huge?
I would be a squishy pillow queen, wouldn’t I?
Understand that flirting and chatting is different than ever actually getting to fuck me. That is something that is not really an option. (Though, I can’t blame any of you who wish you could. ;P )
I know I get cheeky and flirty with anon, but that’s just for funzies :3 I’m a horrible flirt. Its fun.
You may also point all your lusty wants at Skuttz pone. She is for public love and use without feeling too weird. Bone that Pone XD If you direct it at the pony, the sentiment is still caught and appreciated without feeling weirded out or anon comments being taken too far.
Otherwise, please understand that It’s all just banter <3 (any of you who do get me flustered just get my boyfriend’s laid >w< )
Like this?
https://derpibooru.org/623517?scope=scpec86c4da922e55418e41c374eb5a7ca4d46137d5f
Unless you are talking cheesecake….
I think I heard a joke about this one time with wedding cake…
Even with keeping food down yesterday, I still lost two pounds.
That puts me at 250.8 lbs
Now that I can think clearer, I’m pretty sure 8lbs was an under estimate. I’m thinking I was actually more around 265-268 before I got sick.
Meaning I lost almost 20 lbs in five days. Ugh. Fuck. Tummy, eat more fooooood….
Wanna climb up there and check? ._.
Today is the first day since Sunday that i’ve been able to keep food down.
I had like… a ¼ cup of chicken noodle soup and half of a cracker lunchable. Woo.
first doc never gave me a diagnosis (he was VERY insistent that he thought I should take a pregnancy test), the second one said she thought it sounded like some kind of gastrointestinal virus.
Not 100% sure on what made me so sick.
Yeah, but losing weight by vomiting everywhere hasn’t really felt the most rewarding.
Today is the first day I have managed to keep food down since sunday night. It was some kind of nasty stomach virus. I’ve been dehydrated and malnourished. Tuesday I had to go to the docs to get fluid through an IV because i would just vomit up anything i tried drinking. >_<
Underwater in a hot tub :O well, the first time. I think i’ve only done it twice.
It’s interesting and I will pay dearly for this in the afterlife, but I’m super duper thankful people seem to like my weird shenanigans
I’m afraid that is top secret info, anon ;)
I can do you one better.
The story of the best cumshot of my life so far. (Please note, it gets very difficult to explain things with two boyfriends. So I refer to my primary as my boyfriend and my secondary as my daddy. He is 14 years older, so it just kinda fits him when he fusses over me. Haha.)
I was riding my boyfriend, and my daddy stuck his cock out and my boyfriend started hoovering it down (he sucks dick so well it makes me jealous and oh so envious that I can never feel it.) I start riding him harder and then they both pull me down on top of my boyfriend.
We took turns and shared. My boyfriend would suck balls while I tried to choke down dick… Then daddy started stroking himself while we licked at the tip of his dick until he shot all over both of our faces and we kissed in it XD
When you go with the moment, weird things happen. I love it.
Ask me anything <3
Better now? haha.
I felt that way when I first encountered vore.
“I’m not sure I want to get off to this or not…”
*fapfapfap*
TA-TAS
THANKS.
Oh~~ I want a crackers soo bad. *whimpers*
I’m going to see if I can get enough out of my next pay check to meet the gap for my panties (I’m $70 short, but I can’t keep putting it off :/ Maybe I’ll do one more donation stream when i get back for $5 headshots or something)
Then I’ll be putting all future commissions toward a nice big cockatrice dildo >w<
Can’t decide if I should drool over the small’s or the medium’s…
Ain’t got time. haha.
I gave my boyfriend a rim job one time. Haha. It has to be something I am really in the mood for and it has to be right after a shower.
As far as receiving? I might whimper no, but I don’t really mean it. haha.
Different lubes for different jobs. My go to is Wet Platinum lube. Great for anal and also good for back massages. haha. I like the arousal/mentholated gels on my clit if i am trying to get myself going or get myself off after a long, slow tease.
Not bigger than my biggest dick. Dildos are expensive, so I haven’t bought any. (Oh…but one day I might save up for a nice thick bad dragon cock…)
I’ve uh… used other things, But they were not dildos. Hahaha.
well, yeah. You wake up. Its hard to be stealth man. Unless someone is sleeping naked and legs spread open (male or female) its tricky to get under blankets and in position without stirring your prey XD
Though there is always choking out or drugging someone. Last weekend I took a vicodin and passed out. Barely remember any of it. It was so hot XD
I love anal. :D Just get super touchy about it.
Actually, probably not.
I enjoy anal, but get really skittish with it. Still working through some mental scars from my ex on that one. :/ That, and I find that a lot of guys do NOT know the right way to go about with buttsex which unfortunatly furthered my skittishness. >_<
15 is my standing record.
Its my first day of a 12 day vacation off work. (YUUUUUUSSSSSSS) I just finished shopping for camping.
I might stream some sketches later, or I might ride some dick, wake up…and answer these XD
Ask the mod a questions or ask Skuttz a question! :D Maybe I’ll sketch answers to my favorite ones. ;) So feel free to be kinky and creative.
What are rainbow kisses? ._.